Auction commentary

[Minnesota Twins]

You win tor. I will find another...

[torontobluejays]

I will take him too Twinkie!!!!

[Minnesota Twins]

ha we'll see about that!

[LA Dodgers]

Wow how the mighty have fallen. I remember not to long ago Cano was getting 20 mil in this league..

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I'll find a nice home for Cano, LA. And then let the Kolten Wong bidding BEGIN!

[ex-Pittsburgh Pirates]

Little known fact.... the picture of Kolten Wong above is "Actual Size".

[ex-Pittsburgh Pirates]

Kolten Wong fact #2:

He is the only player to need his photo enlarged to fit on his baseball card.

[ex-Pittsburgh Pirates]

Kolten Wong fact #3:

If the Cardinals win the World Series, Kolten Wong cannot legally be used in the "I'm going to Disney World!" post-game commercial as he is too small for any of the rides.

[ex-Pittsburgh Pirates]

Kolten Wong Fact #4:

To make Kolten's entire season supply of bats, Louisville Slugger takes a Ryan Howard model and cuts it into 20 pieces.

[ex-Pittsburgh Pirates]

Kolten Wong Fact #5:

Kolten's high school team was forced to forfeit a game once when they were caught using an extra defender by hiding Kolten behind 2nd base.

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We need more posts like this on Mondays.

[New York Yankees]

Yup...Love it!

Does that mean the money to be bid on Kid Wong should be Monopoly???

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That was great!! Do Kelby Tomlinson now!!!

[Minnesota Twins]

When he came up I had to look up who or what a kelby Tomlinson was.

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Think of him as Kolten Wong-lite.