Dear Santa

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Dear Santa,

Hope you have a safe trip around the world tonight.

I'm leaving this note for you because I've been a good
fantasy player this year. I really have been.
Please dont believe anything Pitts says about me
because they are all LIES.
LIES, I say, frickin' LIES.

I'll be leaving my stocking above the fireplace tonight.
Not asking for much. If you could make sure that the fantasy
rights to Max Scherzer fall to me that would be real swell, Santa.

Say hello to the Mrs. and all the elves for me.

Your the best,

Chicago

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Also, please leave Mike Schmidt in the Phillies stocking.

[ex-Pittsburgh Pirates]

He's like 65 years old now. You can make a blind bid anytime you want for him.